Funny Stories

Here are some funny things that happened while subbing this year:

Pre-K::: There was a little boy who came to school in his Cowboy boots, Jeans, a HUGE belt buckle and a shirt that said Home Grown Texas Kid. When I told him I liked his shirt, he said (with the most excited eyes I've ever seen) "What does it say!?"

Pre-K::: I was working with a Pre-K teacher who was 7 months pregnant and we were talking about how She could never teach 7th grade and I could never do Pre-K. Just then a little four year old came up and said "I wanna give your baby a hug!" Than put his face next to her tummy and rubbed it with his hand! My heart melted

7th Grade::: I had some kids in a computer lab doing reseach for a project. I was walking up and down the rows and I saw a tab that was closed that said Justin Bieber Song... I said "Close that!" she tried to tell me that she was looking up some old guy and thats where google took her. She tried to prove her point by clicking the back botton, which showed me pictures of Justin, than she did it again which showed me that she had googled "Justin bieber and his girlfriend". Ya.. she didnt have much to say after that!

1st Grade::: Little girl comes up to be BALLING "Sweetheart, whats wrong?" "He.. stole... my ... rock!" I'm thinking, are you kidding!? "Well why does he have it?" "We... traded". Oh goodness me..

7th grade::: 7th grade girl: "Ms. Feldman!!! THIS IS TOO HARD!!!" 7th grade boy: "thats what she said" Me: "Write up!"

1st Grade::: I was having trouble finding out what I was suppose to do with the airliner and the kids started all trying to tell me what to do at once. Then one kid starts yelling "SHE'S NOT A ROBOT! SHE ISNT OUR TEACHER! DONT JUDGE HER!!" thanks kid! Your right! I'm not a robot!

12th Grade:: Boy "Hey Miss!"
Me: "Yes?"
Boy: "What are you doing this Saturday?"
Me: "I dont know.. "
Boy: "Wanna go to prom with me?!"
Me: "No"

4th Grade::: I was telling the class a little bit about myself, and I told them I went to Texas A&M. Of course one kid puts his horns in the air and says "I love UT!" I told him, "I love alot of people that went to UT! So I love it too!" He tells me "Oh, I know that they are both great schools and I would be happy to go to both, I just like UT a bit more!" I told him to keep that outlook!

9th Grade::: There is a class of girls in one of the schools that is awful to their teacher, when I asked them why they were mean to him and not me they said "Cause you got that look! Like, you mean business! We know that you cool, but like, we aint gonna mess with you" good to know!

8th Grade::: Back to a post from April, I started subbing in that teachers class and I had given them their worksheet and after they were done, I was going over it. One kid rised his hand "What are you doing?" I told him that I wanted to make sure they all understood the section. He said "You've taught us more than our teacher has all year" Well thanks!

Exciting Week!

My baby brother, James is graduating from High School this Saturday! I can't believe he has gotten so big! My little sister, Julie, is gone this week, but she'll be back on Friday! Which is a great thing because I'm pretty sure our family is going to grow!!! No babies.. :) I'm keeping my secrets! This week also holds my last day of SUBBING EVER!!! (i hope). But that is very exciting!! I start my summer job as a nanny on Friday! (Klein stays in school till Thursday and Tomball gets out today! Lucky Me!) Friday is also very important because it is Ryan and I's 4 year anniversary! 4 years!!! That's nuts! I love him so much and I'm so happy that I've been able to spend the last 4 years with him! No, we arent getting engaged too soon! This is why: you never hear people say "I wish I would have gotten married younger" they all say "I wish I would have waited" Well, we are young, 23! And I'm not in any rush! Now, some of my friends that are getting married, I'm very happy for because its the right thing for them! My favorite 2 are Ashley and Jake. They just need to be married! They are perfect for each other and they are going to make a beautiful married couple! They are tying the knot in 16 dayS! Its going to be a wonderful wedding! I'm so pumped!

GREAT LIFE!! (now if only I had a job for the Fall...)

The picture is Ashley, Jake, myself and Ryan

Mad.Sad.Mad

I’m stressed out. I really REALLY want a job. The man I am subbing for all week has a job, but from what I can tell, he doesn’t care much. There is NOTHING on the walls in his room. The only way you know that there is a teacher using the room is because of the piles of papers on his desk. But nothing in the cabinets, on the walls, you don’t know if it’s a man or a woman, you cant tell what he or she teaches.. L its just really sad. I was teaching his class a little something about the Civil War, and one kid raised his hand and said “This is the most I’ve learned all year”. REALLY!? That’s sad because I’ve only been here for 20 minutes. And its April!! Anyways.. this is my sadness. I really want a job and students to teach and be apart of their lives and some people that have my dream job don’t give two shits.

Drive Me Crazy

yesterday I was subbing for a teacher who has a student teacher. This teacher i know, like, and respect. the student teacher she has I now know, like, but dont respect as a teacher.

#1 she kept telling the classes that i was a student teacher as well ::::::: b*tch, I'm graduated!! Stop saying that!

#2 she said that if they talked during their test, she would give them 10 points off, and if they talked again, they would get a zero. :::::::: They should be getting a zero the first time they talk! ITS A TEST!!!!!

#3 she had no control over the students ::::::: I had more control with my teacher stare. I was not impressed

#4 she kept saying"Welcome to Jr. High!!" ::::::::::: I know about Jr. High, I did my student teaching in a Jr. High too. I know. I get it. they are insane.

In all, it was the most stressful day of subbing. I could have done the class easier by myself!

Another Friday Morning

This weekend I'm leaving school at 2:20.
Then I'm going to pick up Brooke and will hang out with her till 5:15 when her dad gets home.
At 5:15 I will leave to go pick up Ryan and Sean from their Big Boy jobs to go to AUSTIN!!

3 hour drive.. party all night long.. sleep in.. its going to be great!!

I am excited about the Book I'm reading. I am reading the Zion Convenant, which is 6 books about WWII. Its really intense and very sad..I cry alot but its worth it:)

I am also excited cause AMY is reading Harry Potter :) :) I hope its past the 4th chapter now

Update

I promised to blog more and didnt. I'm sorry. But I'm on here alot now thanks to Ashley Zotyka soon to be MANCHACA!!! I'm so lucky to have friends like her and Jake. They are amazing F*R*I*E*N*D*S :)

I'm pumped to be in their wedding this summer. I also will be in Ashley Carey's wedding! Its going to be a white summer for me!

Sad note: Ashley Carey's house burned to the ground today! Please keep her and her family in your prayers. This is such a hard time for them.

Other news, I am subbing everyday in Tomball ISD, I really love Tomball and hope to get hired on there for next year! Today and tomorrow I'm at the high school, its my favorite! They don't care about sassying you! They just want to talk to one another, which is fine by me!

"God doesn't love me because I'm good,

He loves me because he is good."

Graduation Soon??

I know I don't post alot, but I'm going to try to get better.

Llamas Turkeys and Big Squids will have to wait for an explaination. Sorry!

I had My Senior Pictures done yesterday, and I'm very excited to share! But not till we send them out. But I can show you my Christmas card pictures.