Funny Stories

Here are some funny things that happened while subbing this year:

Pre-K::: There was a little boy who came to school in his Cowboy boots, Jeans, a HUGE belt buckle and a shirt that said Home Grown Texas Kid. When I told him I liked his shirt, he said (with the most excited eyes I've ever seen) "What does it say!?"

Pre-K::: I was working with a Pre-K teacher who was 7 months pregnant and we were talking about how She could never teach 7th grade and I could never do Pre-K. Just then a little four year old came up and said "I wanna give your baby a hug!" Than put his face next to her tummy and rubbed it with his hand! My heart melted

7th Grade::: I had some kids in a computer lab doing reseach for a project. I was walking up and down the rows and I saw a tab that was closed that said Justin Bieber Song... I said "Close that!" she tried to tell me that she was looking up some old guy and thats where google took her. She tried to prove her point by clicking the back botton, which showed me pictures of Justin, than she did it again which showed me that she had googled "Justin bieber and his girlfriend". Ya.. she didnt have much to say after that!

1st Grade::: Little girl comes up to be BALLING "Sweetheart, whats wrong?" "He.. stole... my ... rock!" I'm thinking, are you kidding!? "Well why does he have it?" "We... traded". Oh goodness me..

7th grade::: 7th grade girl: "Ms. Feldman!!! THIS IS TOO HARD!!!" 7th grade boy: "thats what she said" Me: "Write up!"

1st Grade::: I was having trouble finding out what I was suppose to do with the airliner and the kids started all trying to tell me what to do at once. Then one kid starts yelling "SHE'S NOT A ROBOT! SHE ISNT OUR TEACHER! DONT JUDGE HER!!" thanks kid! Your right! I'm not a robot!

12th Grade:: Boy "Hey Miss!"
Me: "Yes?"
Boy: "What are you doing this Saturday?"
Me: "I dont know.. "
Boy: "Wanna go to prom with me?!"
Me: "No"

4th Grade::: I was telling the class a little bit about myself, and I told them I went to Texas A&M. Of course one kid puts his horns in the air and says "I love UT!" I told him, "I love alot of people that went to UT! So I love it too!" He tells me "Oh, I know that they are both great schools and I would be happy to go to both, I just like UT a bit more!" I told him to keep that outlook!

9th Grade::: There is a class of girls in one of the schools that is awful to their teacher, when I asked them why they were mean to him and not me they said "Cause you got that look! Like, you mean business! We know that you cool, but like, we aint gonna mess with you" good to know!

8th Grade::: Back to a post from April, I started subbing in that teachers class and I had given them their worksheet and after they were done, I was going over it. One kid rised his hand "What are you doing?" I told him that I wanted to make sure they all understood the section. He said "You've taught us more than our teacher has all year" Well thanks!